Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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