hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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