I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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