Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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