Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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