my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
