No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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