I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Randomize
