Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
another moral hangover. fuck.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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