just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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