Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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