I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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