Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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