why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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