Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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