it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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