I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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