Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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