Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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