Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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