I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
its not stalking. its research.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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