Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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