so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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