i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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