so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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