can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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