Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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