His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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