I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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