plz talk dirty to me
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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