real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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