I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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