i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you would pick up someone in the library
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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