I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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