why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i just google imaged poop.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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