It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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