happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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