But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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