If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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