You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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