shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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