I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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