I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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