I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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