Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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