trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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