If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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