How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
