It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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