I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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