My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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