This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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