He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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