so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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